PS3 SUCKS BALLS!!

This is a dramatization of a comment that someone actually left on Anthony's smosh.com profile. Here's the actual comment in it's entirety:
If you're a PS3 user, read this. The Xbox is WAAAAAAAAAAAY better than the PS3 and here why.
I mean, it has a few good games I'll give it that. But the only games I could see myself playing are Metal Gear Solid 4, which is ok, but most aren't into those kind of games, including myself. Resistance, which is okay, but actually mediocre at best. Little Big Planet, but it gets old and there are lots of games like it, Uncharted. which has no multiplayer, maybe Haze, and a few others I can't name.
You PS3 users also get free online play, yet, at least when I used to own a PS3, sucks humungous balls and is nowhere near as good as Xbox Live, which is only $50 per year, about the price of the average game.
We Xbox players get Halo 3, Bioshock, Gears of War, Crackdown, Mass Effect, Fable 2, Dead Rising, and much more.
And plus, yes, your price went down, but at the cost of backwards compatibility. And most of your vibrate features are gone, and they are just starting to return them. And your "censor" SUCKS. It is infinitely times off than even the Wii's. On baseball, if you swing, the game receives it long after actually did it. And yes, Lair and MLB games use it, but hardly anyone even uses the PS3 controller's censor. It's easier just to use the game pad, just like hardly anyone stands up and swings the Wii remote like in the commercial.
Blu-Ray. You say that the PS3 has Blu-Ray. Ok sure. the definition is better, if only a little better than regular HD. But who cares? Who is rich enough to buy Blu-Ray disks, when standard definition is cheaper and works great? Yes, I do assume that Blu-Ray will eventually be the standard, but something else better will come out. Regular DVD looks fine on my 47" LCD TV. You might also say that Blu-Ray game disks have more space so they can fit more stuff on it and make the game better. Well, for one, Blu-Ray is slow as HECK. It's so slow, in fact, that developers resort to installing data that's already onto the disk onto the PS3 hard drive, to make games load quicker. Either that, or they take game data and place it onto empty places on the disk, so the drive laser doesn't have to travel as much. Both methods make "all that super awesome disk space" purely redundant.
Sorry, when you get me going I can't stop. I could say more which would make me own you even more, but I won't. All you're doing is forcing yourself into think your PS3 is so awesome with absolutely no proof whatsoever, in attempt to make you and those around you think that your purchase was justified.
Yes, the Xbox has the Red Ring of Death, and yes online costs money, but who cares. The online is infinitely better than what the PS3 can handle.
I'll give you this: You have ok games, and your controller is cool... Except when it comes to first person shooters. It sucks. Your controller is good for things like Devil May Cry 4, but even then the Xbox is better.
So maybe I'm wrong about a few things, I dunno. Maybe there is some awesome thing that puts the PS3 ahead of Xbox. But the PS3's sales are going down faster than the stock market, and the Xbox is shooting up in sales. The Xbox is just better. If you can give any REAL proof WHY the Xbox is worse than the PS3, I will gladly look into it.